To be a man or woman?

my real name is michelle. on here its michael though. I am a girl, still with a vagina, however i am in need of a sex change. On the outside i'm very feminine, on the inside i'm a butch man named bruce who loves to watch football and smash beers with the bros. all of my homies think i should stay a woman cause im hot, but really, i wanna a huge wanker. any suggestions for a dish i should bring to my nephew's grad party?